Adventures thru Oz:

Wow

Sat, 13 Nov 2004 21:16:13 GMT

I know I abandoned this journal long ago cos of stalkers.

However, it's just come to my attention that a friend of a MAIN stalker/harasser is was on my friends list. I'd like to believe it was a completely random, innocent thing. But being that this chick has gone from stalking good friends of mine to harassing me and hacking into my email/website, I can't take any chances.

I'm sorry, shakerhyde, but even though I no longer keep up with this journal, I'm not letting you - or her - read my private entries. Like I said above, I'd like to think you found me on your own and didn't know this chick was harassing me. But if you DID know and were perpetuating her delusions and insane, fanatical actions then karma's really gonna get you.

To anyone else reading this journal, don't EVER try anything like that or you'll be sorry.

The brilliance that is Neil

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 11:54:39 GMT

Shadow wondered which of Odin's ravens this was: Huginn or Muninn, Memory or Thought... he paused. Regrouped. He was cold, standing in a wood, talking to a big black bird who was currently brunching on Bambi...
The raven flew up and away... cawed from the edge of the clearing.
"You want me to follow you?" asked Shadow. "Or has Timmy fallen down another well?" The bird cawed again, impatiently. Shadow started walking toward it...
"Hey," said Shadow. "Hunginn or Muninn, or whoever you are."
The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes.
"Say 'Nevermore,'" said Shadow.
"Fuck you," said the raven. It said nothing else as they went through the woodland together.

*******************

People believe, thought Shadow. It's what people do. They believe. And then they will not take responsibility for their beliefs; they conjure things, and do not trust the conjurations. People populate the darkness; with ghosts, with gods, with electrons, with tales. People imagine, and people believe: and it is that belief, that rock-solid belief, that makes things happen.

- Neil Gaiman, American Gods

OOH!

Tue, 29 Jun 2004 11:37:28 GMT

I know this is old, but I find it extremely interesting:

German cannibal tells of fantasy

So... if you VOLUNTEER to be killed and eaten, will the authorities then deem the party guilty of killing and eating you guilty?

And will LJ suspend my account for posting this?

Go ahead, Bitch, try it.

Tue, 29 Jun 2004 10:28:23 GMT

COSMICALLY SCREWED

:oD</b>

bwahahahahahahahahahaha...

Wed, 16 Jun 2004 22:23:32 GMT

What kind of disease are you?

songbird79:

songbird79 is caused by Satan.

songbird79 disease causes subject to sing. Subject finds it impossible to stop, however.
There is no cure for songbird79.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeebus!

Fri, 14 May 2004 23:18:27 GMT

Why does half of Austin always seem to have a stick up their arse?

Y'all should be happy it's Friday. And stop smoking crack - it's just unsettling.

Nirvana

Wed, 28 Apr 2004 06:12:39 GMT

I can now die a happy woman.

Mon, 26 Apr 2004 19:28:25 GMT

Paranoia runs rampant
among the self-proclaimed profound
"JEALOUSY!" they cry
consequential to a sense of inadequacy
Wallow, poor Souls,
for nothing shall redeem
save a renovation of one's own mind

Bah

Fri, 02 Apr 2004 07:47:56 GMT

Samanantha, you need to get you an LJ account cos I need to disable anonymous posting and make most of my posts here friends-only.

Just a note to anyone thinking of posting anonymously here: IDENTIFY YOURSELF or I WILL make everything here friends-only. Stalkers = uncool.

Edit: On the same note, If you've decided to unfriend me on LJ, stop fucking reading my journal.

Tue, 16 Mar 2004 06:33:28 GMT

rain

washes

EVERYTHING

away

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 14 Mar 2004 00:06:28 GMT

exorcist bunnies

This is the most hysterical thing I've ever seen. Thank you, unclejustin!

Sashimi shimmy

Wed, 03 Mar 2004 06:31:53 GMT

I am once again in the mood for sushi. Who wants to make sushi sometime this week(end)?

"I'm going to be 25... that's a quarter of a century. Makes a girl think." - Sugar Kowalczyk

Linkage

Wed, 25 Feb 2004 05:13:42 GMT

For unclejustin: Top 10 Canceled TV Shows

From gelatinous80: Midget tossing

FABOO: Cure for boredom!

BOWIE! BOWIE! BOWIE! BOWIE! BOWIE!

Sat, 21 Feb 2004 17:06:14 GMT

BOWIE! BOWIE! BOWIE! BOWIE! BOWIE! BOWIE! BOWIE!

Guess who's going to see DAVID BOWIE!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Play it again, Sam

Sat, 21 Feb 2004 10:01:17 GMT

Went to my boss' karaoke party tonight... 'twas a lot of fun.

Bite me.

"My Soul is painted like the wings of butterflies..."

Tue, 17 Feb 2004 06:47:39 GMT

texasfanboy, thanks for guilting me into going to karaoke. Even though I sucked, it was fun. And I got another beer glass out of it. I've turned into such a klepto. LOL

Tonight my ego was boosted muchly. When we walked into the bar I was accosted by some guy playing pool. "You're Chris Taylor!" I recognised him as the KJ who hosted the fixed karaoke contest that Kelly and I had participated in. The guy proceeds to tell me how pissed he was that I didn't make it into the finals and how I would've gotten 1st or 2nd place in the contest. Apparently, he pled his case to the "judges" and was going to give me a special invite to the finals... but he didn't have my contact info. He said he searched for me at the contest the next week. But yeah, he went on for, like, 10 minutes about how he was really upset that I didn't make it and how I would've won. "And you sang Queen! No one sings Queen!" It really made me feel good... despite the fact that my voice is going and tonight was pretty bad. But I've discovered I can sing Jefferson Airplane songs really well. Ya, gimme the impossible songs to sing and I ace 'em, but the "regular" ones I can't do with a sore throat.

Oh! Oh! And they had ERASURE!!! If you don't already know, I ADORE this band. So I sang "Chains of Love."

Dinner with Kit and Derek is Wednesday night instead. What kind of wine goes with pasta? Cos the alcoholic in me is gonna bring wine. Sorry, I meant lush - alcoholics go to meetings. (No offense to anyone who is or who has alcoholics in their family)

I should prolly attempt to sleep and get in to work early tomorrow. Today's attempt was pathetic.

Oh, btw, shout-out to unclejustin: YOU SUCK!
*giggles* I thought you'd appreciate that.
P.S. You're coming drinking with us this weekend. :oÞ

WTF??? (Part 2)

Sat, 14 Feb 2004 09:22:04 GMT

IT'S SNOWING!!! GODDAMNIT! This shit is actually sticking, too. *sighs* It's quite amusing, however, to see all the posts in austincommunity by these awe-struck Texans who hardly see the fluffy white stuff (snow, I mean). And a li'l while ago there were people playing in the 'courtyard' of my apartment complex. I wonder if this'll keep up. I certainly hope not. :o\

WTF???

Sat, 14 Feb 2004 03:44:25 GMT

Um, hello? Mother Nature? It's Friday the 13th, not April Fools Day. I get it. Ha, ha. Cute one. Now please - PLEASE - stop this sleet.

And for Christssake, please tell me the snow forecast for tomorrow is a joke. This is TEXAS for crying out loud! It doesn't snow in Texas (well, at least not in Austin). Why do you think I moved here?

I can't decide which one I like more...

Thu, 12 Feb 2004 02:43:34 GMT

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	Sleep Apnea Woman
Super Power	Severe Mood Swings
Enemy	Hipsters
Mode Of Transportation	Shopping Cart
Weapon	Baseball Bat

Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

So my mood swings are actually useful...

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	Caffeine Boy
Super Power	Ghetto Booty
Enemy	Frozen Corpse Of Walt Disney
Mode Of Transportation	Unicycle
Weapon	Sporks

Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

It's not a spork, it's a... PLASTIC SPOON! *giggles*

Dude!

Mon, 09 Feb 2004 01:23:39 GMT

Stolen from melly:

Duck Hunt

Yuppie Pricks

Sun, 08 Feb 2004 03:36:26 GMT

Last night was fun. I Love my friends. And I also Love Long Island iced teas. :o)

There's a tie for best quote of the night:

"Cock blocker! She was writing her number on my thigh!" - Justin

Some people just don't get the hint. But I get the feeling that even if I told off said creepy person, he still wouldn't get the hint. Just go away!

Speaking of irregular menses... I'm bleeding. Two weeks early. Something's not right. But that would account for my über moodiness lately. Maybe I should find a doctor?

Oh! In carrying on a long-standing tradition amongst my friends, does anyone here want to have an anti-Valentine's Day celebration? It should be at Applebees, but I'd also go for sushi as well (which is what I did last Feb. 14). Creepy stalkers are NOT invited.

Doe, a deer

Fri, 06 Feb 2004 06:44:09 GMT

Just got back from a karaoke contest that Kelly and I swear is rigged. And if not, then the judges are tone deaf. Seriously, about two of the eight people chosen could actually carry a tune - and these were the only two people in the entire contest who could sing (except for Kelly and I, of course). I mean, dude, why even make up "categories" of judging if you're not gonna use them? 'Difficulty of song' my ass. Choose the person who sings the easy song in a monotone over someone who sings a song that ranges about 5 octaves. That's the problem when you go to a place that has regulars - they all get chosen.

Anyway, next week, we're gonna go to the place on 6th that has an even bigger grand prize and probably (hopefully) good taste and a decent musical ear. Another contestant griped to us about how he got into the finals at the one on 6th with some old-time country song that no one knows or prolly likes and how he didn't even stand a chance here. That's what I get going all gothed-up to a country-western bar. Damn you rock and roll!

Wed, 04 Feb 2004 02:04:16 GMT

Today I was basically told that if I don't come to work by 9 on the dot, they're gonna fire me. Apparently 9:10 isn't good enough for a menial data-entry job with no peer interaction. Oh well. I guess I should start updating my resume just in case.

As much as I've found people around here to be friendly, all I have to do is visit austincommunity for catty, snotty attitudes. Just reading the replies to some posts, I wanna reach into the computer screen and slap the shit out of some of these people. Where do they get off speaking to another human being like that? There's a handful of presumptuous, arrogant fucks out there. It doesn't completely shatter my image of Austinites, just aggravates me a bit. You can't escape assholes.

Why the Hell didn't I watch the Superbowl???

Mon, 02 Feb 2004 10:43:14 GMT

I don't follow football. And I wouldn't have even sat through all that for the ads, as awesome as they may have been.

But if I had known that there was gonna be some boobage, goddamnit, I woulda watched. I'd be right there hootin' and hollerin' with the 17 year old boys. Hehehehe

I dunno if Ms. Jackson's bared breast was intentional or not, but the race for who can be in the most denial is now ensuing.

Justin: "OMIGOD!!! Noooooooooooooooooo! My eyes! My eyes! I've been corrupted! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"
Janet: *gasps* "Oh my. Now my image of being a chaste, conservative priss has been shattered! I've TOTALLY ruined my family's name..."
CBS: "Why, we're completely and utterly SHOCKED that anything even remotely sexual could come from an MTV-produced show. We were expecting wholesome G-rated entertainment donchaknow."
MTV: "Duh! What else did you expect from us?.. Um, we mean, of COURSE it wasn't intentional! We're just as shocked as you are... did they buy it?"

Man, I Love sports. LOL

sighs

Tue, 27 Jan 2004 08:11:04 GMT

Can it be a long week if it's only Monday? Abdiel, Brandon and I hung out tonight (in case anyone was interested) - cos Justin sucks. Next weekend should be a lot more fun. Par-tay. Let me know. I Love you.